jihad

jihad
1. (Jihad) (2286↑, 825↓)
like a chess club, but without chess and without a club. But with strapping C4 to yourself and blowing up innocent people.

If only those Jihad could learn to use remote controls they could stand far away and make explosions. Stupid Mother-fuckers.

2. (Jihad) (1458↑, 345↓)
A holy war on behalf of the Muslim faith.

The word jihad is a noun meaning "struggle." Jihad appears frequently in the Qur'an and common usage as the idiomatic expression "striving in the way of Allah (al-jihad fi sabil Allah).” A person engaged in jihad is called a mujahid, the plural is mujahideen. A minority among the Sunni scholars sometimes refer to this duty as the sixth pillar of Islam, though it occupies no such official status. In Twelver Shi'a Islam, however, Jihad is one of the 10 Practices of the Religion.

Author: Paul Wall Da People's Champ http://jihad.urbanup.com/4304231
3. (Jihad) (733↑, 75↓)
Holy war, the duty to spread Islam by arms, recently modified to "holy struggle" by persuasion (Ahmadiya) and sometimes extended to include war against other Muslims deemed too Westernized (extremist fundamentalism).

Jihad can also refer to the internal/spiritual struggle within one self.

Author: World_Religions http://jihad.urbanup.com/4985204
4. (jihad) (1002↑, 650↓)
Jihad is often translated as "Holy War", although a closer translation from its arabic origins is "struggle towards good", whether that means internal strife or fighting against those who attempt to destroy Islam. Also note, the word Jihad does not mean to kill infidels as is often said by racist fatherless children [ie-bastards], but rather defend Islam against those who wish to destroy it. Islam does not say to conquer the world and enslave or kill all infidels.

Ahmad has been trying to avoid drinking alcohol while in college, he is on a personnel jihad against alcohol and peer-pressure.

5. (Jihad) (375↑, 25↓)
Holy war in the defense of Islam or Muslim liberty.

Jihad is to struggle, fight, or strive in the way of God. This does not always mean fighting with violence, but also daily struggles. Trying to be a good Muslim is jihad.

6. (jihad) (572↑, 345↓)
a word that has been interpreted a million different times and a million different ways. radical Translation: kill anyone that is not muslim educated Translation: War within oneself; struggle to find the true meaning of islam

people of little intellect often interpret the meaning of jihad, and a think it means blood shed.

7. (jihad) (287↑, 194↓)
jihad is a term currently used in the game battlefield 2 in wich the act consist of strapping explosives to your vehicle and ramming it into ennemies commiting suicide for the purpose of making your team win more points.

nice jihad dude, you took out the ennemy tank and 3 more players

Author: reapingreaper http://jihad.urbanup.com/1723750
8. (Jihad) (134↑, 101↓)
Jihad, widely but perhaps loosely translated as 'struggle', a religious word that on a personal level is a spiritual struggle on a small-scale eveyday matter, the Jihad results in a form of abstinence, so to place a Jihad on selling drugs, is to recognise the immorality of the action, remind oneself not to sell drugs, or abstain from selling drugs if one already does so. To rid yourself from an evil as such. Religious Extremists might, I suppose, take the 'ridance of an evil' to such levels as a war on Infidels/corrupt Western civilisation but I have never met a Fundamentalist Muslim Extremist and so would not know.

I put a Jihad on Racists, I will avoid them and rid myself of racist thoughts or ideas. I put a Jihad on Kentucky Fried chicken My Dad thought it would be best to put a Jihad on my Religious Extremist Boyfriend, hence him not being allowed in our house. I put a Jihad on farts.

9. (Jihad) (18↑, 7↓)
A holy war being waged on all non-muslim people but especially aimed at western powers and member states of NATO by war mongering idiots intent on world domination by their faith because they view it as their "allah" given right. Comically these fuck-wits are actually blowing up innocent civilians along with sentencing their own people to death by suicide which makes them just as bad if not worse as the so called infidels. Smell the coffee you dumb bastards..........your practically American\!

That dumb jihad fuck who had shares in McDonalds refused to blow up his local McCafe even though technically it stood for everthing he allegedly disagreed with about the west\!

Author: allthingsnice http://jihad.urbanup.com/5298071
10. (jihad) (60↑, 51↓)
One of the famous excuses to kill people.Those who belive it have a notion that god loves humans massacring each other,and they have to act in place of God to punish evil-doers. Practically,a false concept in Islam fabricated to give an OK sign for Muslim fanatics to go rape and pillaging other countries during the past,and now to commit terrible acts of terrorism and genocide...even if the victims were fellow Muslims too.

Jihad was not even in the Quran you dope\!

11. (jihad) (93↑, 89↓)
an irrational, mindless quest for revenge, derived from the Islamic term for struggle.

"Ever since he got ripped off he's been on a jihad"

Author: Rattus cattus http://jihad.urbanup.com/1836706
12. (Jihad) (46↑, 43↓)
the act of taking a big poo

"Dude I just went jihad on your toilet"

Author: skaterdude409 http://jihad.urbanup.com/1640231
13. (Jihad) (4↑, 2↓)
The word Jihad comes from the root word jahada, which means to struggle. At the individual level, jihad primarily refers to the inner struggle of being a person of virtue and submission to God in all aspects of life

Terrorism is usually defined as ideologically motivated indiscriminate violence that targets civilians, with the intention of inspiring terror in order to achieve political ends. Although this definition ignores the reality of state terrorism, it is clear that terrorism has no place in the noble concept of Jihad. Even Jihad that involves physical conflict is the very antithesis of terrorism, as is clear from the following differences: 1. Jihad can be launched only by an established authority as a policy in order to deter aggression. Terrorism, on the other hand, is committed by individuals or groups that have no legitimacy to speak for the majority. When terrorism is committed by states, it usually depends on misleading the masses. 2. Jihad is limited to combatants while terrorism involves indiscriminate killing of civilians. 3. Jihad, when the need arises, is declared openly, while terrorism is committed secretly. 4. Jihad is bound by strict rules of engagement while terrorism is not bound by any rules.

14. (Jihad) (32↑, 31↓)
A controversial Islamic practice which, contrary to popular belief, does not strictly refer to holy war, but taken literally means “to struggle”. In the Qu’ran it refers to an internal struggle inside everyone between the desire to enjoy the pleasures of this world, or to seek God’s will. When an Islamic cleric declares “It is the duty of all true Muslims to wage Jihad against the infidel”, what he most often means is “it is the duty of all true Muslims to struggle against the ways, practices, ethics and morals of the infidel”. In modern times this usually means that Muslim youth need to struggle against the West’s commercialization and perversion of certain subjects, such as sex for example. They’re calling they’re followers to boycott Western movies that show and promote indecent exposure, to boycott CD’s which promote and un-Islamic way of life, (usually gangsta rap, rock and roll and pop) and they encourage their ladies to wear the hajaff or beka out of modesty and so as not to lead Muslim gentlemen into temptation and impure thoughts.

"It is the duty of all true Muslims to wage jihad against the infidels."

15. (jihad) (166↑, 165↓)
jihad is more of a misguided ideology rather than a struggle torwards god .Jihad is a condition that results from years of brainwashing people into believing that you must fight those who are not like you. mohammed says fight those who are non believers

man since he is not arabic , we should jihad his ass

Author: the horror of war,i ve seen http://jihad.urbanup.com/1648938
16. (jihad) (62↑, 61↓)
A word that apparently used to mean something peaceful in Arabic according to the erudite advocates of the peaceful version of Islam. The correlation between exploding buildings and the word jihad today suggests that it has become something different. Much like a holy war. Or a path towards tranquility... in the form of jihadis (not to be confused with jedis) treading over the dead bodies of those who never wished evil upon them. Most importantly, it's a word we should use playfully to piss off the political correctness pundits and the assholes who believe it will benefit them in the afterlife to kill innocent people.

"I'm gonna put a jihad on you if you don't give me some tots." "Dirka dirka mohammad jihad. Dirka dirka." - Team America

17. (jihad) (136↑, 135↓)
Jihad literally means "to struggle." In the military sense it is meant in the context, "to struggle against oppression." Jihad is therefore an act to liberate people from the oppression of tyrants. Jihad is not illegal acts of terror against innocent people. When tabloid journalism and fanatic regimes mistakenly inform the masses that Jihad is "to commit illegal acts of terror," they are revealing their ignorance, the lack of their research, and the extent of their unprofessional & deceitful approach to the subject.

Many Muslums believe that there is a Jihad against the United States, Globalization, etc.

Author: Ryan McNamara http://jihad.urbanup.com/366518
18. (jihad) (3↑, 3↓)
when something is considered super cool or trendy. all the rage..."all the kids are doing it".

dude 1: "man..i'm sick of all this Twilight crap\!" dude 2: "what are you talking about...vamps are SO jihad right now\!"

19. (Jihad) (9↑, 11↓)
Jihad in Islam means "struggle" either struggle of being a good muslim i.e not drinking or having pre marital sex or jihad as in 'holy war' IF and only IF non muslims are out to murder muslims and destroy Islamic beliefs. Then it is permissable in Islam to do holy war...

A muslim country living a peaceful life and if the enemies come to disturb the Islam religion(murder, enforcing their religion and beliefs) and peace can they fight and do Jihad

Author: ProUdToBeAmUSLiM http://jihad.urbanup.com/2461999
20. (jihad) (24↑, 27↓)
When you're angry with your girlfriend, after she falls asleep, cum on her forehead, and stick the pillowcase to it. When she wakes up, it will be stuck to her face like a muslim head wrap [kimar].

Last night my girl pissed me off, so when she fell asleep I gave her that good jihad. She looked like a muslim chick when she woke up.

21. (jihad) (0↑, 4↓)
jihad is a muslims or muso's version of a can of whoop ass.. It is used to describe the intensity of physical violence that will be unleashed. In theory an infidel could open only 1/2 a can of whoop ass and regulate the intensity or even leave some of it unused. But a jihad only comes in whole complete units and once unleashed must be used in its entirety.

I swear if that infidel doesn't start respecting my faith I'm gonna Jihad all over his ass...

22. (jihad) (25↑, 30↓)
an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.

Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie. Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.

23. (jihad) (6↑, 12↓)
jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.

"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place\!\!\!"

24. (Jihad) (35↑, 41↓)
Arabic for "struggle." In Islam, it could be any form of struggle. It could be as simple as getting out of bed, or it could be as complex as saving a loved one from death. It does not mean to fight against all those who do not believe in Islam. It simply means to conquer over any struggle a Muslim may have.

The Jihad for Ameer today was to help his friend with something he could not do himself. With his knowledge and expertise, Ameer found his friend a man who could solve his problem, thus his Jihad for that day was solved.

Author: rbxfromdashow http://jihad.urbanup.com/1195034
25. (Jihad) (8↑, 15↓)
a force coming to kick your [ass]; a revenge from somone irritable

If you don't belive me, then I'll put a Jihad on your ass.

26. (Jihad) (1↑, 9↓)
This can mean anything

Kid I: That test was hard right? Kid II: That's what she said. Kid I: bro why are you so Jihad?

27. (Jihad) (1↑, 9↓)
Southern dance usually played with bad music. Invented by the Moors in the early 1100s then moved to areas such as Texas after the Spanish too them over and took latin america. sounds like ye ha

"We must place a Jihad on u Bill."

28. (jihad) (15↑, 23↓)
Arabic Translation = Holy War somehow they get "kill americans and jews and canadians and christians and europeans and clowns and doctors and soldiers and crippled people and computer technicians and coal miners and blind people and infants/toddlers and children and pre teens and teenagers and young adults and adults and women going through metapause and old men/all senior citizens..."

Iraqi 1: Jihad\! Iraqi 2: Down with the Americans, and clowns and doctors and computer technicians...

Author: Ozmaster Kolbsausage http://jihad.urbanup.com/2308562
29. (Jihad) (15↑, 23↓)
A word that literally translated means "struggle", although often "holy war." There is lesser jihad (holy war) and greater jihad, which is the struggle within oneself.

1. Goly gosh, Umar has put another lesser jihad on that jewish male. 2. Radical Muslims currently have a jihad against Jews, and Christians, and the western world, and hindus, and other muslims.

30. (jihad) (21↑, 30↓)
1. a holy war 2. a funny word that sounds like arab talk and cartman likes to say it

fag---let go on a jihad... funny arab guy with a bomb---jihad jihad durka durka gerkamal

31. (jihad) (29↑, 40↓)
One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.

"Don't make me do a jihad on your face\!"

32. (jihad) (30↑, 41↓)
Contrary to popular beleif it does not mean "Holy War" that is right, those commercials lied to you. It's an Arabic word that means to struggle for a greater good.

Fasting is an example of Hajj

33. (jihad) (4↑, 16↓)
A very appealing philosophy from the middle east.

"Jihad me at hello."

Author: TheNameIWantedWasTaken http://jihad.urbanup.com/2649907
34. (Jihad) (4↑, 16↓)
An extention of the word G. If it is cooler, or more magnificent than being G, it is jihad.

1) Dude that was so G\!\!\! Nah fool, that was jihad\! 2) I look like such a jihad.

35. (JIHAD) (70↑, 82↓)
Just In Her Ass Dude

Ugly Bitch: Hey baby, wanna fuck Guy: JIHAD

36. (Jihad) (28↑, 42↓)
1. when you've had enough and you are going to blow 2. When your standing next to someone with a bomb

Girl: This bank line is so damn long I am about to Jihad\!

37. (jihad) (31↑, 46↓)
A word meaning "journey" which was manipulated to mean "holy war" in the times just before the crusades when several muslim sects banned together to attempt to force christians out in order to expand their own territory, thus resulting in a christian "holy war" or crusade.

Although jihad has been contorted into a word simply meaning "killing christians" to extremist muslims it once actually meant something.

38. (Jihad) (17↑, 38↓)
Ghetto slang for an act of aggression.

I was just asking if he could spare a little cash and he done jihad my ass.

39. (Jihad) (31↑, 53↓)
Basically a Muslim ass-raping people in a really cowardly, asshole-raghead kinda way. People say it means a struggle for good, yeah, a struggle for good as in strapping a C4 to yourself. On the hole though, they are pretty stupid and cowardis. No offense or anything.

Jackass: I'm a jihad n00b: Yeah, no way

40. (jihad) (10↑, 40↓)
When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time. Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.

We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.

Author: Dirk Diggler http://jihad.urbanup.com/802537
41. (Jihad) (12↑, 44↓)
a rapper from Pakistan, Last August Jihad from Cerritos, CA was introduced. The man, who's artist name has nothing to do with the holy war, teamed up with DJ Warrior and DJ Nutty last year for his debut mixtape entitled Death Before Dishonor," a release many of you will have seen advertised on dubcnn. Jihad, who defeated BET's Freestyle Friday Hall of Famer and Ruff Ryder signee Jin The MC, also leaked two tracks to us from that mixtape at the time; "Crash" and a track with Eastwood, Cross & Cook called "Nigga Datz Hood." [see; Jihad Releases "Death Before Dishonor" Mixtape] n his career so far Jihad has defeated BET's Freestyle Friday Hall of Famer and Ruff Ryder signee Jin The MC as well as being featured in The Source Magazine as their On The Radar MC in March. Jihad's highly anticpated sophomore mixtape release again put together by DJ Warrior. This release is set to be entitled "93' Fly" and enlists the help of DJ Envy & DJ Arkane with hosting duties being filled by Shady Records' Cashis. "93' Fly" includes guest appearences by artists including Cashis, Jayo Felony, Tri-Star, Marc Spitz, Duke Riddles, Tracey Lane, Diamyn & Bellywize with production from Swizz Beats, J. Classic, Pakman, Beat Masta Wes, Lou Dog, Harry Sona/Trailblazerz, JRK, Big 4D, Shizz Beatz, Khalil Ansari & Shadowville Productions. His new album finally came out, in late 2007. you can buy it at socialpeople.net

Lyrics from his hit song "True Life" [Intro] Death before dishonor corrupt. Yea, it's DJ Nuffy, Rebellion Records I'm from the east side, middle east side, east side (Jihad, Death Before Dishonor the mix tape) I'm from the east side, east side, middle east side (I'm about to take you the middle east side real quick) I'm from the east side, middle east side, east side (part with me homie) Yea, I'm from the east side, east side, middle east side (gunshot) I'm from the east side, middle east side, east side, Yo, I'm from the east side, east side, middle east side. Yea, you feeling me, yea, I'm real homie, what i speak is real, we the truth over here, Rebellion. Ay, yo niggas ask the question, do we do what he say? We we really drop bombs, but he ain't from Bombay. [3X] [Verse 1] Should I talk about my past, will you respect my problems? I don't care about that, but here we go one time. Yea, my family got money and my area is good. Yea, my city is rich but my people are hood. Yea, my pops is a doctor and my brothers are to Yea, I've been fighting before I came out of the womb. Yea, I pay some to villages in third world countries. Yea, my money go there so they don't starve in the hungry. Yea, I've seen my uncle dead right in front of my eyes, he was killed by a car, and he didn't even drive. Yea, my dad's brother gave me my first first shake ass six. Yea, I was the youngest brother, who topped out that itch. Yea, I used to start fights with niggas twice my age, and when it got out of hand, my brothers put em in place [Chorus] Yea, I only do what I say thats right, and if I ain't doing what I say then I lie. and if I don't what I say, they can't make me dead, with the other boy gripping their head, true life [2X] [Verse 2] Yea, I've been in more fights then your favorite rapper, Yea, I'd kill more if it wasn't for here after, Yea, my families were made into them Afghan rappers, Pakistan is more hood then any American ghetto. Yea, my uncle was born in Kenya, and they smoke spohilly, same as my pop when he used to pop the milly, Yea, my uncle always shot me, but not out of anger, took the bullets out the gun but left one in the chamber. Yea, I run with Asians, Spanish, Blacks, whatever Everyone I run with got a criminal record. Yea, everyone of us slain, or moved in bricks, Yea, I'm cool with the Bloods, but I'm down with the Crips. Yea, I don't care about gangs cause Americas soft, not living for today, I'd rather die for a law. Mediated by message not governed by law yea they think its controversial that my name is Jihad. [Chorus] Yea, I only do what I say thats right, and if I ain't doing what I say then I lie. and if I don't what I say, they can't make me dead, with the other boy gripping their head, true life [2X] [Verse 3] Yea, I was born in '81, been rapping since 12. Yea, I rapped before that, then I bedded my self. Yea, I destroyed Jin 2002, he battled me but then quit with a stupid excuse. That was after 106 that he was at his peak, I won after having fifteen people to beat. Yea, I rapped in front of Wildwood Lerinjitus, killed him but still didn't side to revive us. Yea, the cops caught us during school smoking bud Yea, the principal told me he knew I was selling drugs, Yea, nigga kissed my feet, but that wasn't my wish, Yea, he had to have it cause he was mad, over a chicken Yea, every time we go clubbing, trouble awaits, Yea, I jumped off a rail and kicked the dude in the face. Yea, there's more to the story, everyday it continues, that's something I don't want you kids to get into. [Chorus] Yea, I only do what I say thats right, and if I ain't doing what I say then I lie. and if I don't what I say, they can't make me dead, with the other boy gripping their head, true life [2X] [Ending] Ey, ey, what you doing out in the corner man, I see you busting all night, yea nigga, I'm out here trying to explain this to our man, ain't nobody got my back, ain't nobody trying to help any of us, what do want then man, I see you pushing to man, trying to hustle, trying to eat, Yea, I'm feeling you man, we the streets nigga, yea I make sure that nobody mistake who I am nigga.

42. (Jihad) (16↑, 51↓)
A weekend away with the Boys and heavy drinking.

we're off to Amsterdam on a Jihad\!\!

Author: Marcus Reuben http://jihad.urbanup.com/162457
43. (Jihad) (7↑, 51↓)
A type of indian spicy curry. It is also known as Yoga food to other people.

I need to eat jihads.

44. (Jihad) (5↑, 61↓)
Something that takes 10 years to complete. Origin: The Xbox homebrew game..

Damn, this shits taking a Jihad to come out..

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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